Mono Bots – WarSong is Back
[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Pio, look at their guild
It is so big. They look like
Some of those cash shop addicts
But, y’know, who understands those league guys?
Players only run with them, because
They look like totally populated, ‘kay?
I mean, their guild, is just so big
I can’t believe their just all around, it’s like
Out there, I mean – gross. Look!
They’re just so … back!
[Verse 1]
I like big guilds and I can not lie
You other gibbers can’t deny
That when a crew walks in with a well-established place
And a raid list in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
Cause you notice that guild was buffed
Strong in the rank their bearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop caring
Oh Wolfie, I wanna get a spot
And take your screenshot
My ex-mates tried to warn me
But that guild you got makes (me so horny!)
Ooh, Clan-o’-close-kin
You say you wanna get in my runs?
Well, use me, use me
Cause you ain’t that average guildie
Now look I’ve seen them fighting
The imps just keep on dying
They’re leet, leet
Got harmony like a Blue Man beat
Tired of imperials
Sayin’ small cliques are the thing
Take the average league fan and ask him that
They gonna have your back
So, Leagues! (Yeah!) Leagues! (Yeah!)
Has your best friend got the guild? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ‘em to make it! (Make it!) Make it! (Make it!)
Make that healthy guild!
WarSong is back!
[Hook]
WarSong is back!
[Verse 2]
I like ‘em sound, and large
And when I’m sittin’ in charge
I just can’t help myself, I’m like a head hunter
Dialing your number
I wanna get you home
And ugh, signed-up, ugh, ugh
I ain’t talking about friends list
I want long-time bonds that last the test
I want ‘em filled to the brimful
Logging daily and packed tight
Mon-o-Bots in delight
Commanding raids both day and night
So I’m looking at Allods clans
I can’t understand
These low-cap casual fans
They can have them small crews
I’ll grin as WarSong pulls through
Listen up all my leaguemates I wanna get witcha
and take guild pictures
Yeah it’s gone be great cuz we gone be straight
Fighting from dusk till dawn
We got it going on
Gotta new join during this song
Many fools like to join it then drop it
But I’d rather abide and reside
Cause I’m sworn, and I’m strong
And I’m down to get my prestige on
So, Impies! {Yeah!} Impies! {Yeah}
Wanna switch to my faction please {Yeah!}
Then come over! Rock it out!
Even Empire got to shout
WarSong is back!
[Hook]
Warsong is back!
Yeah WarSong … when it comes to guilds, others ain’t got nothin’
When I’m choosing guild levels … 30? 40? 50? Ha ha, only if they’re frontin’
[Verse 3]
So your guildmate quests upon ya’
Running dailies without regalia
But Champion ain’t got the most in when it comes time to hand in
My Symbols of G don’t want none
Unless you’ve got Heroes’, hun
You can solo astral any day
But please don’t run away
Some haters wanna puff their chest in show
And make a claim that the guild ain’t pro
So they trash it and bash it
But I know better and I cash it
So sub server says your dyin’
Those quitters just stopped tryin’
Truth is unity beats out division
And a guild is a mission
A lot of branches fill out a tree
And one of them is me
My best friends can plan, on a helping hand
That’s what it’s like to march in the band
Simple ideas can be hard to teach
The more arms, the longer reach
Some don’t even know what it means
But even shining stars have dreams
So players, if the guild is found
And you’re done being lonely in town
Dial 1-800-MON-O-BOTS
And kick them nasty thoughts
WarSong is back!