JustPlainDanny – The Whorer
(Verse)
It was on all Hallows eve
She came out just to meet me
We would go trick or treating
And load up on free candy!
I was a blanket ghost
She came dressed like the walking dead
She grunted and she moaned
We weren’t even in bed
Then it occurred to me
This might be more than Halloween
She came in for the kiss
A haunting stench came off her lips
The maggots in her head
Were more than makeup and effects
She reeked of blood and death
That’s when I realized
(Chorus)
Holy shit! You’re a zombie!
You’re a zombie! And you want a piece of
ME! I should’ve known right from the start.
I should’ve known you only loved me for my brain!
(Verse 2)
So let’s try this again
You showed up in the dead of night
They said you were something else
And she will ruin your life
You’re getting kind of rough
I didn’t you know you had this side
Everyone said that you bite
But much to my surprise
(Chorus 2)
What the fuck?! You’re a vampire!
You’re a vampire! And you want to suck me…
Dry! I wanted to get lucky tonight
But this is not what I had in mind
(Bridge)
They say the third times a charm
And she could do you know harm
You were big, you were green, you looked all kinds of mean
There were rods in your neck but they weren’t plastic
Your face was all scarred up, it was all sorts of fucked
I was terrified because I realized
(Chorus 3)
Oh my god! You’re butt ugly!
Butt fucking ugly! And you weren’t wearing a
Mask! And you look just like Frankenstein’s wife
Please be gentle this is my first time
(Outro)
The trick’s on me! (x8)
